If you’re feeling sad or upset, we have the Best Funny Shayari in English About Love, Teacher, and Boyfriend to make you smile and laugh. Here, you’ll find Funny Shayari In English for every mood—whether it’s about love, friends, or fun with siblings. Enjoy light-hearted friendship lines, short two-line shayari, and a mix of Hindi-English fun. You’ll also find mazak shayari, sweet jokes, and laughter-filled moments for both boyfriend and girlfriend.
From teacher jokes to romantic fun, this collection of Funny Shayari In English is made to lift your mood and make your day brighter. So, read and share with those you want to have fun with them
Ek din us ne poocha, “Dil kis ke paas hai?”
Main muskura ke bola, “Phephron ke paas hai.”
Aladdin ka chiraagh ho ya makeup wali aurat,
Ragdo dono ko, andar se sirf jin nikalta hai.
Life mein do cheezein sabse zyada dard deti hain,
Mohabbat mein bewafai aur bimari mein teeka.
Ek moti aurat cycle pe gaa rahi thi pyaar ka geet,
Bacha bola: “Pehli baar cycle pe haathi dekha hai meet.”
Mobile companies ko agar hamari harkatein pata chal jayein,
Toh “mohtaram sarif” kehna turant band ho jayein.
Police wala: “Haath hilaya, roke kyun nahi?”
Driver: “Samjha aap ne salaam kiya hai bhai!”
Shaadi mein log kehte hain khana kha ke jaana,
Par hum toh sirf khana khaane hi aaye hain yeh batana.
Jis din school mein first aaya tha main,
Usi din samjha, yeh mulk nahi banega Einstein.
Achi baatein main isliye nahi karta,
Log kehte hain “Eda to Hajji hai,” yeh sunke lagta darta.
Sabse badi beizzati hoti hai doston,
Jab salaam karo aur saamne wala dekhe kisi aur ko.
Har group mein hota hai ek shareef shakal wala banda,
Jo har gunaah ke baad bhi bach jaata hai danda.
Aaj Abu ne poocha “Sardi ke liye kya chahiye?”
Maine kaha “Dulhan” — phir jo hua, woh kisi se na kahiye.
Bachpan mein maar maar ke sulate the,
Ab maar maar ke uthaate hain — ghar walon ke mood hi alag the.
Mohabbat mein dil toodne ke liye bas itna kaafi hai,
Ke aapka number teesri line par masroof ho jaaye bhai.
Phir wohi thand, wohi razai, wohi tanhaai,
aur doosron ke nikaah ki meethi mithai.
Sochti hoon ameer log kaise chain se so lete hain,
hamari to fridge mein fruit chaat ho to bhi neend nahi aati.
Lol Funny Friendship Shayari In English Lines
ap ne jis color ke kapray pehne hain aur jo last khana khaya hai, wo mila kar likhein…
Jaise: Neela Nihari, Kala Karahi, ya Peela Pulao
Aaj mera combo hai: Safed Saalan
Dosti sachi honi chahiye,
Paki to sarakein bhi hoti hain!
Ghalti har bande se ho jaati hai,
Samajhdar wahi hota hai jo dosron pe daal deta hai.
Sardi zyada lage to biwi se baat karo,
Woh baat aisi karegi ke jism mein aag lag jaaye.
Meri khwahish thi shaadi us se karun jiske haath paon ka rang ho same,
Phir socha plan cancel — warna kunwara hi mar jaunga!
Chiraagh le lo ya moombatti,
Agar meri jaisi shakl mile to usi se aag laga dena bhai!
Baba ji kehte hain ek mah pehle dil toota tha,
Magar lunday ke jootay ab tak saath nibha rahe hain.
Kaunsi aankh mein lagaun surma,
Dono aankhon mein tu basti hai, kahin nazar na lag jaaye.
Mohabbat mein chahe kuch mile ya na mile,
Typing zaroor tez ho jaati hai har baar.
Ladkiyan cream laga laga ke ho jaati hain gori,
Baby kaala ho to kehti hain — baap pe gaya hai thori!
Qasam se dil khush ho jaata hai,
Jab Ammi kehti hain — ye nakhre biwi ko dikhana beta!
Single hone ka sabse bada faida yeh hota hai,
Puri razai apni hoti hai — na koi kheenchta na chillata.
Kamaal ka hosla hai logon ka,
Khabar pal bhar ki aur achaar mahino ka bana lete hain.
Sardi kehti hai nahaana nahi, gas kehti hai main aani nahi,
Mehangai kehti hai main jaani nahi — aur tum kehte ho ghabraana nahi!
Taleem le gayi insaan ko anguthe se dastakhat tak,
Technology le aayi wapas dastakhat se anguthe tak.
2 Line Funny Shayari In English
Baba ji kehte hain agar breakup ke baad dimaag mein
shayari nahi aayi to samajh lo pyaar bas drama tha.
Ladkiyan itni haseen hoti hain ke unhe dekh kar
rotiyan jal jaati hain, aur log kehte hain roti banana nahi aata.
Aaj kal kuch ladkiyon ki rukhsati pe
maa baap se zyada mohalle ke ladke ro rahe hote hain.
Biwi: “Main kab se pooch rahi hoon zindagi ki badi problem kya hai?”
Shauhar: “Tujhi ko ghoor raha hoon, samajh ja na!”
Garmi jaate jaate bilkul aurat ban gayi hai,
darwaze pe khadi ho kar gupshup kar rahi hai.
Aaj dil udaas tha, socha dost se baat kar lun,
ek ghante baad mujhe hi kehna pada “Sab Allah theek karega.”
Tere jaane ke baad aisi haalat hai meri,
bhook nahi lagti khaana khane ke baad bhi.
Ladkiyon ka load maangne ka tareeqa dekho,
“Message nahi aaya to samajh lena package khatam ho gaya.”
Beshak saans ke liye oxygen zaroori hai,
magar network bhi usse kam nahi hota aaj kal.
Bulb ka jalna barqi taqat hai, mombatti thermal,
par rishtedaron ka jalna kis energy mein aata hai bhai?
Police: “Ek hi dukaan se 3 din tak chori kyun?”
Chor: “Pehle din biwi ke liye suit, baaki 2 din color change karne gaya tha!”
Batana ye tha ke sardi mein funny posts isliye kam kar raha hoon,
aap logon ke lips phate hue hain, hansi mein dikkat hoti hogi.
Manzil se aage nikal kar nayi manzil dhoondh,
ladki na pite to aunty se rishta dhoondh.
Phir wohi thand, wohi razai, wohi tanhaai,
aur doosron ke nikaah ki meethi mithai.
Laugh Loud Funny Shayari On Teachers in English Text
Teacher ne kaha: Beta paper khali kyun tha?
Main bola: “Khamoshi behtar hai, lafzon se log rooth jaate hain.” 😅📖
Ustaad: Aloo Bukhara kise kehte hain?
Shagird: “Jis aaloo ko bukhar ho jaye!” 🥔🤣
Ustani boli: 5 minute mein aati hoon, train banao.
Student: “Miss, aap late ho gayi… train nikal gayi!” 🚆😄
Teacher ne poocha: Tumhare ghar mein kaunsi zubaan boli jaati hai?
Main bola: “Yeh wali!” (Zubaan nikaal ke dikhayi) 😜👅
Teacher: Itna hans kyun rahe ho?
Student: “Sir, aap ki aankhon mein PT period cancel wala pyaar nazar aa raha hai!” 😂🏃♂️
Jab teacher gusse se dekhe aur bole ‘Beta board pe aao’,
Wahi asli heartbreak hota hai! 💔📚
Usne kaha: Tumse nafrat hai!
Main bola: “Miss, pehle homework to check kar lo!” 😆📘
Maths teacher se aisa pyaar hua,
Har raat X + Y ke sapne aate hain! ➕❌💭
Science samajh nahi aayi, lekin uski aankhon mein chemistry thi. 🧪❤️
Teacher ne daanta to laga breakup ho gaya,
Dost bola: “Relax bro, woh sabse aise hi baat karti hai!” 😂👊
Uska pyaar homework jaisa tha,
Samajh na aaye, par karna padta tha! ✍️💘
History teacher ko dekha to laga past mere samne khada hai! 😄📜
School ka pyaar bhi ajeeb tha,
“Feelings likh kar lao, grammar check bhi zaruri hai!” 📝😂
Mujhe laga uski aankhon mein pyaar hai,
Lekin woh sirf attendance lene aayi thi! 😅📋
Teacher ne kaha: ‘I love you’ board pe likho,
Main bola: “Miss, board pe nahi… dil pe likh doon?” 😍🖤
Funny Shayari In English Hindi
Itne dino se dhoop nahi nikal rahi,
lagta hai kisi aashiq ke haath suraj lag gaya hai tare todte todte.
Darti kisi ke baap se nahi hoon,
bas jin, bijli, bhoot, ammo ki daant, injection aur raat ki billi se dar lagta hai.
New generation se mobile cheenna,
ICU ke mareez se oxygen mask utarne jaisa hai.
Agar ladke na hote to sach kahun,
ladkiyon ne apna munh bhi nahi dhona tha!
Tumhein dil lagi bhool jaani padegi,
main ammi ko sab bata dungi tumhaare baare mein!
Har insaan ke andar ek khaufnaak shakhs chhupa hota hai,
jo sirf CNIC photo mein nazar aata hai.
Ae sardi, itna mat uchhal,
himmat hai to June-July mein aana!
Aurat se kabhi behas na karo,
jab woh udaas ho, bhookhi ho, khush ho… ya bas saans le rahi ho!
Jitni bhi himmat dikha lo,
injection lagte hi andar se “Oyee” zaroor nikalti hai.
Jab dil dukhi ho to ek hari mirch kha lo,
aajma kar dekho, bade se bada gham bhool jaoge.
Biwiyaan bachon se zyada shauhar se pyar karti hain,
warna shauhar ko bhi pados mein chhod kar jaa sakti thi!
Patle log bechare zameen pe nahi so sakte,
apni haddi hi chubhne lagti hai poori raat.
Aurat ko nazar sirf aurat ki hi lagti hai,
mard to sirf dekh kar kehte hain “MashaAllah!”
Sasti chewing gum aur ghatiya log,
shuru mein dono hi meethay lagte hain.
Poochhna ye tha ke mohabbat ke safar mein,
petrol kitna lagta hai bhai?
Awful Funny Love Shayari In English
Saari kainaat mein har qeemti cheez single hoti hai,
jaise sooraj, chaand… aur main.
Jab makeup sasta tha to dulhanein zor zor se roti thi,
ab to bas “ooh” kar ke kaam chala leti hain!
Baap: Beta, exam ke sawal mushkil to nahi the?
Beta: Abba jaan, sawal asaan thay… jawab mushkil thay!
Log bhaag kar shaadi kaise kar lete hain,
mujhe to charger lagane mein bhi jaan nikal jati hai!
Ustaad: Murghi andon pe kyun baithti hai?
Shagird: Kyunke uske ghar mein kursi nahi hoti sir!
Ek dost to karz mein duba hua hai,
dusra keh raha tha “bhai tu to haircut karwa le!”
Jitni baar ladke din mein ladkiyon ki profile dekhte hain,
agar utni baar kitab kholen to top kar jaayein!
Raat ko sone se pehle ek machhar zarur maar diya karo,
taake baaki us ke janazay mein chale jaayein — neend araam se aayegi!
Jitna intezaar main shaadi ke liye kar raha hoon,
lagta hai fruit nahi, fruit chaat milni chahiye mujhe!
Yeh kaunsi science hai bhala?
Mobile kharab ho to bacha doshi, bacha kharab ho to mobile doshi!
Kisi ko takleef mein dekh kar hansa karo,
taake woh gham bhool ke tumhein gaaliyan dena shuru kar de!
Harkat mein barkat hai,
lekin iska matlab ye nahi ke ulti harkat karo!
Itna husn le ke kahaan jaaungi,
ek din tum bhi aunty ban jaaungi!
Khawateen ki aadhi zindagi shohar dhoondhne mein guzarti hai,
aur baaqi aadhi uski talashi lene mein!
Mohabbat ka “B” bhi ajeeb hota hai,
mil jaaye to biwi… na mile to baaji!
Itni khatarnaak had tak cute hoon,
shaadi ke baad bhi rishtay aayenge 😄💁♀️
Har ghar mein ek aisa banda zarur hota hai,
jo doosray kamray se chillata hai: “Ye light band kar de!”
Shayari Funny Jokes
Google bhi kisi chughalkhor padosan jaisa hai,
ek baat pocho to das aur bata deta hai mirch masalay laga ke!
Hai khwahish ke makeup se hoor ban jaun,
magar kismat mein likha hai kishmish se angur na banna!
Agar main 10 saal roz qaumi tarana parh ke bhool sakta hoon,
to tum kya cheez ho?
Aaj tak Ammi ne woh baat nahi batayi,
jo kehti thi: “Ruko zara, tumhein main batati hoon!”
Tum mehbooba ki baat karte ho,
humein to langar ke chawal bhi mushkil se milte hain!
Larkiyon ka dil tab toot jaata hai,
jab woh apna jaisa suit kisi kaam wali pe dekhti hain!
Mera to net bhi sahi nahi chalta,
chakkar kya khaak chalega 🤦🏻♀️🤣
Umar ke ajeeb mor pe kharay hain,
jahan larki bhi acchi lagti hai… aur uski maa bhi!
Sabse zyada wafadar duniya mein bijli hai,
jo pakad le to chhodti nahi — azma lo zara! 😂⚡
Pata nahi log 4-5 ghante so kar fresh kaise ho jaate hain,
main to 9-10 ghante so kar bhi bhooton ki tarah ghoomti hoon!
Kisi ne sahi kaha, larkiyan 99% dhoka deti hain,
aur jo 1% bachi hoon — woh main hoon 😎😉
Chhor kar ja rahe ho? Aakhri baat sun lo,
seedha bhaad mein jaana… daayein baayein na mur jaana! 😜🔥
Zameen nikal gayi paon tale se jab dekha,
woh mere khat par pakoray rakh kar kha raha tha!
Khushnaseeb ho tum jo meri post dekh lete ho,
pooch unse jo block mein paday hain!
Biwi ko apni palkon pe bithao,
khushi de kar sab gham bhulao!
Pyar aisa ho ke duniya dekhti reh jaaye,
padosan bhi kahe “mujhe apni biwi bana lo!” 😍😂
Funny Lines for Sister
Kal gusse mein poora badaam ka packet kha liya,
nursary ka pehla pyaar bhi yaad aa gaya! 😤😂
Rukhsati pe dulhan ro rahi thi,
baap bola: mat ro beti, sab ko ek din jana hota hai…
dulhan boli: Mujhe front seat pe bithao! 😭🚗
Log dil pe marte hain mujhe samajh nahi aata,
jab ke kaleji zyada mazedar hoti hai — sach ka dard! 😋🥩
Akhbaar mein sirf ek khabar achi lagti hai,
“GF se milne gaya aashiq — muhally walon ne danday maar diye!” 😂🗞️
Shayar bola:
Mere dard ki koi inteha nahi, koi nishan nahi…
Awaz aayi: Bawaaseer! 😅💔
Pocha: Jis bande pe bas na chale,
us pe truck chala sakte hain kya? 🤔🚛😂
Arz kiya hai:
Meetha aam kabhi kacha nahi hota,
aur “meley babu ne thana thaya” wala pyaar… kabhi sacha nahi hota! 😜💃
Kabhi balance, kabhi gift, kabhi baraf,
agar yehi mohabbat hai… to hum akelay hi safe hain! 🧊📱💔
Ammi Abbu agar bimaar ho jaayein to kehte hain: mausam change ho raha hai,
hum ho jaayein to kehte hain: “Aur khaa samosay pakooray!” 🤧🍽️😂
Haqeeqat samjho ya afsana,
apna samjho ya begana,
humara farz tha batana… thand shuru ho gayi hai — roz mat nahaana! 🥶🚿
Khandan mein mangni ka sabse bada nuksaan?
Ladka-larki poore khandan ki chugliyaan phone pe karte rehte hain! 📞😆
Yahan mera wazan kam nahi ho raha,
aur log mujhe halka le rahe hain! 😤⚖️
Agar banda 2-4 dawaiyon ke naam yaad kar le
aur injection lagana seekh le…
to poora mohallah use “Doctor Sahab” kehne lagta hai! 💉🏥😎
Haath milane ki tamanna hi mit gayi,
jab dekha usay… naak mein ungli phirate hue! 😷👃😂
Short Mazak Mazahia Shayari
Pata nahi wo kaun si ladkiyaan hoti hain 🤔
jo sote hue Shehzadiyaan lagti hain 😍
main to zinda laash lagti hoon ✌🙈😂
Sardiyon mein na nahaane walon ki izzat ki jaye 😁
ye log aanay wali nasalon ke liye paani bacha rahe hain! 🚿❌🌍
Sirf China walay hi ek dosray ko keh sakte hain:
“Ja bohat dekhe hain tere jese!” 😌🇨🇳
Kharatay wo music hain 🎶
jo bajane wala kabhi nahi sun sakta! 😂😛🎸
Usne kaha: “Mere dil mein tumhare liye koi jagah nahi.”
Maine kaha: “Dimagh mein rakh lo — wo to waise bhi khaali hai!” 🧠❤️
Hajjam ki dukaanen khol do,
warna har ghar se Shaka niklay ga! ✂️🤣
Kuch ladkiyaan itni patli hoti hain
ke machhar bhi sochta hai:
“Khoon le ke jaoon ya de ke?” 🦟😂
Labon ki narmi, zulfon ka saya bhi nahi deti,
dil mein rehti hai — aur kiraya bhi nahi deti! 🫣💘
Soch ke hansi aati hai
ke bachpan mein rishtedaron ke ghar jaane ke liye rota tha…
ab khushi se block karta hoon! 😆📵
Uske ishq ko uski shaadi pe dafna aaya hoon,
khaali lifaafa de ke roti kha aaya hoon! 💔🍽️📨
Kal ek ladki ki DP pe comment kiya:
“Chaudhvin ka chaand ho ya Aftaab ho…”
Inbox mein message aaya: “Bhai, Aftaab hi hoon — pehchaana kaise?” 🌝😂
Funny Shayari In English for boyfriend Girlfriend
Ab ye afwaah kis ne phailaayi hai
ke ladkiyaan shoppper sir pe daal ke nahaati hain
taake aqal mein paani na chala jaaye? 🛍️🚿🤣
School time ka wo pait ka dard…
us ka ilaaj duniya ke kisi doctor ke paas nahi! 👩⚕️😖📚
Aaj kal ke bache school se nikalte hi handsfree laga lete hain,
ek hum thay — patthar ya bottle ko laat maarte maarte ghar tak le aate thay! 🎧🥾🥤
Mere dimagh mein crore rupay hain,
ye batao isay bank mein kaise transfer karoon? 💰🧠🏦
Dil wale sirf dulhan le ke jaate hain,
aur dimagh wale uski saheli ka number bhi! 📞😏
Pyaar agar jhoota niklay to khud ko sambhalna padta hai,
aur agar sacha niklay… to bachchon ko! 👶😂😂
Tumhara pyaar bhi WhatsApp ka last seen lagta hai,
Jab chaho badal jaata hai! 😂📱
Main tumse itna pyaar karta hoon,
Ke agar tum gussa bhi ho to pehle “Khaana khaya?” poochhta hoon! 🍕😄
Tum meri zindagi ho,
Lekin kabhi kabhi lagta hai—network problem hai! 😜📶❤️
Smile Quotes on Love
Main mohabbat mein khiyanat nahi karta…
warna uski ek saheli bhi bohat pyari hai! 😜💔🤣
Kiraya daar: “Ajeeb makaan hai — kal raat yahan farsh pe choohay larte dekhe!”
Maalik: “To kya? Pachas rupay mein sandaon ki ladai dekhna chahtay ho?” 🐀🥊😂
Kaash koi aisi khatarnak dhamki sun’ne ko mil jaye:
“Zyada tang kiya na… to shaadi kar loongi tum se!” 😍😅😂
Jo jaana chahta hai usse roka nahi jaata,
balkay riksha bhi khud karwaya jaata hai! 🚕✌️
Tumhare jaane ke baad waqt tham sa gaya tha…
baad mein pata chala — ghari ka cell khatam ho gaya tha! ⌚🔋😂
Mohabbat hamesha mote banday se karo,
taake chhod kar bhaag na sake! 😅🏃♂️🚫
Ek tumhein bhoolna mushkil hai,
aur upar se Ammi roz badam khila deti hain! 🥴🥜😂
Pehle logon ki izzat unke haath mein hoti thi,
aaj kal memory card mein hoti hai! 📱💾
Dhokha kha ke upar se ye soch rahe hain…
kaunsi bottle peenay chahiye? 🥲🥃🤔
Aashiq ke liye mehboob ka package hi important hota hai,
paise dahi ke hain ya sabzi ke — kya farq padta hai! 😆🛒💘
Tumhein barish pasand hai…
aur mujhe tumhara kichad mein girna! 😂🌧️💦
Ae zindagi, tu ne humein khoob nachaya,
lekin gaane to ache lagaye! 💃🎶😅
Woh kehti hai: “Mujhe sitaaron se pyaar hai.”
Maine bhi ghubaaron se baandh kar uda diya use! 🎈😜🚀
Yeh woh mulk hai jahan larka
bina operation ke apna dil kai ladkiyon ko de sakta hai! 😆💔🔁